The Museum of Dildonts
Mature Audiences
When
- Monday, Aug 319:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Tuesday, Sep 19:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Wednesday, Sep 29:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Thursday, Sep 39:00 AM – 9:00 PM
- Friday, Sep 49:00 AM – 9:00 PM
Where
7:00 & E · open full map →
Directions
0.60 mi · 13 min walk · 5 min bike
From
6:00 & H
No fix yet — showing from home
- 1Take 6:00 toward the Man to E · 0.20 mi
- 2Follow E with the Man on your right to 7:00 · 0.40 mi
- ●Arrive: Planned Playahood · 7:00 & E
0.49 mi as the crow flies. Radials every :15, walking ~2.8 mph, biking ~7.5 mph. Open the live compass map →
About
Fuck it? Fuck no! Visit the Museum of Dildon’ts. Or is it a Dil-Maybe to you?
About Planned Playahood
From San Francisco
We offer "second aid" services including contraceptives, pregnancy tests, and hygiene products and a Menstruation Station to help you stock up on your needs. Pay homage to Our Lady of the Shaven Beaver, where you can experience your playa rebirth. climb our tower or use the couch swing, get a faux-scription from our camp 'doctors' for whatever ails you, and visit The Museum of Dildonts (items you don't want to put in your body). We have it all to Un-Fuck your Burn!
More at Planned Playahood
- Bloody Mary! Pigmalion Edition!Tue 11:00 AM
- Cuntucky Derby - Vibrator Races!Tue 2:00 PM
- Dusty Straight Edge HourWed 12:30 PM
- Planned Playahood 2nd Aid ClinicFri 2:00 PM
- The HoloSphere and InfiniCubeFri 8:00 PM
- Menstruation StationSat 10:00 AM