The Tits Bar and Lounge
Beverages
When
- Monday, Aug 3112:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Tuesday, Sep 112:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Wednesday, Sep 212:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Thursday, Sep 312:00 PM – 4:00 PM
- Friday, Sep 412:00 PM – 4:00 PM
Where
F & 4:15 · open full map →
Directions
0.89 mi · 19 min walk · 7 min bike
From
6:00 & H
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- 1Take 6:00 toward the Man to F · 560 ft
- 2Follow F with the Man on your left to 4:15 · 0.79 mi
- ●Arrive: The Pleasure Dairy · 4:15 & F
0.81 mi as the crow flies. Radials every :15, walking ~2.8 mph, biking ~7.5 mph. Open the live compass map →
About
Sip a non-dairy espresso moo-tini and come get funky in our pleasure saloon!
About The Pleasure Dairy
From San Francisco

Finally, what you've been waiting for! A Burning Man Camp that reimagines the little-known historic phenomenon of pleasure dairies! Think Marie Antoinette but in the Wild West. A place where you can never have too many cows or cow puns. At high noon be udderly refreshed by dairy-alternative craft cocktails at our bar, The Tits, and spend some time in the shade nourishing your connections at our message-in-a-bottle service. After sundown, explore our LED cactus garden and kick up your boots in our cozy lounge. Moo-la-la!
More at The Pleasure Dairy
- Moosique AcoustiqueTue 7:30 PM
- Breast ImpressionsThu 1:00 PM